I love pandas. There is an album on my facebook dedicated to just funny pictures of them.
This little gem appeared on my facebook and I couldn’t help but laugh.
Good job facebook.
Jeffrey Jay
Some of my favorite tweets:
Breakfast at Denny’s #lessambitiousbooks – @GreekActor1
My good looks are rapidly declining. Ladies, get it before this spoiled meat gets dumped on the side of the Oregon Trail. – @CGDarden
Does it only get better for gay people? – @michaelianblack
R.I.P. 2011 (2011-2011) – @meganamram
I just got invited to the roast of transexual bible belt comedian @HeyJeffreyJay. Jesus, I hope it’s a comedy show. – @thedavesherrill
#HeyArnold GET TO DE CHOPPAH!!! – @chrisisfunny
And one of mine for good measure:
Came up with a great slogan for Texas Churches. “Jesus loves you. No homos.” – @HeyJeffreyJay
Happy tweeting!
Jeffrey Jay
I am working with some amazingly talented individuals on writing a musical, so I am on a huge musical kick right now.
Here is a wonderfully hilarious song from The Book of Mormon. I can’t wait to see it.
Jeffrey Jay
Todd Glass and I are very good friends as you can tell from this video where he gets my name wrong more than once, and he offered to say something to all of my wonderful followers.
So, Happy New Year!
Jeffrey Jay
I realized a new revenue stream!
Companies can pay me to say their product name in my jokes.
Here is the promo video I’m going to send out to companies to entice them.
Hopefully the first company will be Planned Parenthood. I already have plenty of abortion jokes.
This is how I make my millions… I feel it.
Jeffrey Jay
My brother made up a song in the car on the ride home from getting my new camera. I tried to help. I suck.
Ridin in the car!
Jeffrey Jay
I got a new camera!
I tried to make a parody video. I didn’t get very far.
More videos to come! Next time with better lighting and no dogs or parrots.
Jeffrey Jay
Being sober sucks monkey balls.
But the pain of being sober around family and friends over the holidays can not be described even with monkey balls.
Maybe stick figures can do the trick.
I am not a confrontational person, so these are the things I say inside my head.
Happy Holidays.
Jeffrey Jay
Trying to figure out this new camera… hold tight for some videos coming up later this week!
Sorry for the lazy posts.
Jeffrey Jay
Hey Jeffrey Jay! 