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Awesome Shit People Shout at Me! Part 1

As a transman, I have gotten my fair share of shit in my lifetime. Over time you become immune to it, but occasionally you get a really good one. So here it is…

Awesome Shit People Shout at Me:

So since you say you’re “gay” (actually uses air quotes) you’re really just a chick who likes dick. – Drunk gay guy #437

What’s up Courtney-Jeff! – Old high school teacher I bumped into

So basically you were tired of having a dildo. – Yelled at me whilst on stage

Hey, it’s the man girl! – Also yelled while on stage

You gave up your female gifts! – Super feminist

YOU HAVE EVIL DEMONS INSIDE YOU! – Screamed while shaking me – Christian Psycho (most are not psycho… she was.)

Your daughter should be taken away and you will burn for eternity – Loving preacher on campus

Cool! I have always want to fuck a dudc with a vag. – Greatest pickup line I have ever received. (I have gotten it at least 6 times.)

This is only part one because there are so many more and I have decided that is enough for now.

You see… I feel like I have earned the ability to fuck with people. I do not want to get pregnant… ever. But I would love to get a pregnancy suit so that I may do this.

Have a wonderful day!

Jeffrey Jay

Comedy Drawings & Cartoons!

Life is so much better in cartoon form.

I have a lot of stuff on my plate lately and it gets to the point where there is so much to do that I decide instead do none of it. When this happens I find it is much easier for me to separate parts of myself so that I have no blame.

I am a good, hardworking person. However my brain functions like so:

I am a very happy person, but my heart is listening to emo music and cutting itself.

I know… I need to pick myself up and become the person I know I can be! If I worked out, ate healthy, and set more goals I could be anything!

A boy can dream right?

I really do love you all most of you.

I hope you can find humor in whatever it is you’re going through.

Jeffrey Jay

Comedy Drawings & Cartoons! Pictures!

Last night I got blackout sober.

Apparently being sober doesn’t mean I won’t have nights I regret.

I have been in a large amount of pain the past few days (don’t worry I’m not dying or anything) and I’m going through a breakup. Well, my brain decided to go into full on chick mode. The night was filled with sad movies, tweeting too much information, and eating copious amounts of crap.

The shame pile I woke up to this morning:

Ever cried while eating an entire bag of frosted donuts? There is a reason they call it comfort food.

Here is a cartoon of how it went down:

I’m not sure why my donut sounds like a gay guy.

Anyway, I’m starting to feel better now.

Jeffrey Jay

Comedy Drawings & Cartoons!

Breakups: How I Look vs How I Feel

I am going through a bad breakup at the moment and since I can’t stop thinking about it long enough to make a humorous post… I drew a picture of how I feel.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a visual representation of a shitty breakup.

I feel better already. Beep Beep Boop.

Happy Saturday!

Jeffrey Jay

Comedy Video!


Happy Friday!

Everyone has certain talents. Mine are stupid as hell.

Here are the three faces I can make:


Jeffrey Jay

Comedy Drawings & Cartoons!

Comic About Comics! (the other kind of comic)

Today I decided to make a comic, but when I sat down to make it I couldn’t get past the logistics of comics. So I ended up making a comic about comics.

That’s all for today! Have a wonderful Thursday!

Jeffrey Jay

Comedy Drawings & Cartoons!

And so it began

Here we go! This is the beginning of a wonderful relationship. I will write things and you will read them. See how easy this is?

To get into the Christmas spirit we will begin our blog with a chart:

Yes. I made this on paint.

Love and kisses,

Jeffrey Jay