Category: Pictures!

So, as many of you know, about a month ago I posted an AMA that said:

IAMA stand-up comic looking to increase my fan base. If you send me a message I will send out a hand drawn picture to anyone over the holidays.

I received over 300 requests, the youtube video of my stand-up increased by several thousand hits, almost every single comment was positive, and it was an amazing experience.

The problem:

In the aftermath I have been drawing several pictures a day trying to get them all ready to ship out.

Many of them gave me suggestions, but most did not. I am in the final stretch and I need suggestions for things I can draw. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE… If you could post a comment here, message me via fb, or contact me any other waywith suggestions I would love you forever.

Here are just a few of the ones I have already finished (I have at least 100 more to do.):

Requested – A dolphin tenderly holding a fire extinguisher

Requested – Something with a frog

Requested -A T-Rex about to kill a dog and cat that are living in perfect harmony.

Happy Holidays everyone!… especially you Reddit.

Jeffrey Jay

As a transman, I have gotten my fair share of shit in my lifetime. Over time you become immune to it, but occasionally you get a really good one. So here it is…

Awesome Shit People Shout at Me:

So since you say you’re “gay” (actually uses air quotes) you’re really just a chick who likes dick. – Drunk gay guy #437

What’s up Courtney-Jeff! – Old high school teacher I bumped into

So basically you were tired of having a dildo. – Yelled at me whilst on stage

Hey, it’s the man girl! – Also yelled while on stage

You gave up your female gifts! – Super feminist

YOU HAVE EVIL DEMONS INSIDE YOU! – Screamed while shaking me – Christian Psycho (most are not psycho… she was.)

Your daughter should be taken away and you will burn for eternity – Loving preacher on campus

Cool! I have always want to fuck a dudc with a vag. – Greatest pickup line I have ever received. (I have gotten it at least 6 times.)

This is only part one because there are so many more and I have decided that is enough for now.

You see… I feel like I have earned the ability to fuck with people. I do not want to get pregnant… ever. But I would love to get a pregnancy suit so that I may do this.

Have a wonderful day!

Jeffrey Jay