As a transman, I have gotten my fair share of shit in my lifetime. Over time you become immune to it, but occasionally you get a really good one. So here it is…
Awesome Shit People Shout at Me:
So since you say you’re “gay” (actually uses air quotes) you’re really just a chick who likes dick. – Drunk gay guy #437
What’s up Courtney-Jeff! – Old high school teacher I bumped into
So basically you were tired of having a dildo. – Yelled at me whilst on stage
Hey, it’s the man girl! – Also yelled while on stage
You gave up your female gifts! – Super feminist
YOU HAVE EVIL DEMONS INSIDE YOU! – Screamed while shaking me – Christian Psycho (most are not psycho… she was.)
Your daughter should be taken away and you will burn for eternity – Loving preacher on campus
Cool! I have always want to fuck a dudc with a vag. – Greatest pickup line I have ever received. (I have gotten it at least 6 times.)
This is only part one because there are so many more and I have decided that is enough for now.
You see… I feel like I have earned the ability to fuck with people. I do not want to get pregnant… ever. But I would love to get a pregnancy suit so that I may do this.
Have a wonderful day!