Category: Words!
Come out to the Improv tonight!
Tonight I will be at the Addison Improv with these hilarious peeps:
So come on out, we covered all of our diversity quota.
For tickets visit Improv.com.
See you tonight!
Jeffrey Jay
I was going to post a cartoon, but then this gem was delivered to my doorstep.
While perusing jobs I found this on craigslist:
I posted it on Reddit as well… crossing fingers for the front page!
I hope your job search is going well.
Jeffrey Jay
Tweets I am rather proud of, also peoples tweets I have enjoyed.
Follow me! At the bottom of the page there is a link that will take you straight to my twitter.
Tweets from Jeffrey… me. @_JeffreyJay
I like to tweet random keywords to get more “spam followers.” iphone, free, coupons, easy money, sugar daddy. The last one was for me.
I sent a humorous email to
@MensHumor. Apparently they didn’t find it funny. I guess I’ll try@WomensHumor. There are perks to being a tranny.
There is a crab that lives in 700 degree water near a volcano vent. How do you cook that crab?
At least I know I would be warm because the only thing I’m sure they have plenty of are fireplaces.
#LivingWithTheAmish
Watched Green Lantern. It was one of the best movies I have seen. I don’t know what it was about but Ryan Reynolds had his shirt off a lot.
Girl look at that body! Girl look at that body! I don’t really work out but I am kind of skinny if you’re into smaller guys.
Tweets from funny people and twitter accounts:
If athletes get athletes foot, do astronauts get missile toe?
Maybe I’m straight and just haven’t met a guy who’s good with a strapon.
Today, I decided to wean myself off of texting by not texting any of my friends today. Apparently they all also chose today to do the same.
If Competitive Refusing To Get Out Of Bed were a sport, I’d be too busy refusing to get out of bed to participate in that sport.
Checked in on my fantasy football team for the first time in months. Apparently they all died because I forgot to feed them.
If you would like to get some of your tweets on here follow me on twitter!
Happy tweeting!
Jeffrey Jay
So, as many of you know, about a month ago I posted an AMA that said:
IAMA stand-up comic looking to increase my fan base. If you send me a message I will send out a hand drawn picture to anyone over the holidays.
I received over 300 requests, the youtube video of my stand-up increased by several thousand hits, almost every single comment was positive, and it was an amazing experience.
The problem:
In the aftermath I have been drawing several pictures a day trying to get them all ready to ship out.
Many of them gave me suggestions, but most did not. I am in the final stretch and I need suggestions for things I can draw. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE… If you could post a comment here, message me via fb, or contact me any other waywith suggestions I would love you forever.
Here are just a few of the ones I have already finished (I have at least 100 more to do.):
Requested – A dolphin tenderly holding a fire extinguisher
Requested – Something with a frog
Requested -A T-Rex about to kill a dog and cat that are living in perfect harmony.
Happy Holidays everyone!… especially you Reddit.
Jeffrey Jay
I believe if you enjoy something you should promote it. BTW, these people aren’t gay I just needed a catchy title.
Here are a few things I love at the moment (click on the title to go straight to the site):
Chick’s with Danny Trejo’s Face
This is an amazing website stated by Paco. Find him here: www.facebook.com/ihatecomedy
My favorite:
Strong Dinosaur
This is my favorite Rick Perry parody. Find the mastermind here: www.facebook.com/RitchLudlow
Things I Thought About Today
Every day comedian Dave Little posts a random thought. They are typically pretty epic. Find more of him by poking around his site or become a fan on the facebooks here: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001887841033&sk=wall
That’s it for today!
Love,
Jeffrey Jay
As a transman, I have gotten my fair share of shit in my lifetime. Over time you become immune to it, but occasionally you get a really good one. So here it is…
Awesome Shit People Shout at Me:
So since you say you’re “gay” (actually uses air quotes) you’re really just a chick who likes dick. – Drunk gay guy #437
What’s up Courtney-Jeff! – Old high school teacher I bumped into
So basically you were tired of having a dildo. – Yelled at me whilst on stage
Hey, it’s the man girl! – Also yelled while on stage
You gave up your female gifts! – Super feminist
YOU HAVE EVIL DEMONS INSIDE YOU! – Screamed while shaking me – Christian Psycho (most are not psycho… she was.)
Your daughter should be taken away and you will burn for eternity – Loving preacher on campus
Cool! I have always want to fuck a dudc with a vag. – Greatest pickup line I have ever received. (I have gotten it at least 6 times.)
This is only part one because there are so many more and I have decided that is enough for now.
You see… I feel like I have earned the ability to fuck with people. I do not want to get pregnant… ever. But I would love to get a pregnancy suit so that I may do this.
Have a wonderful day!
Jeffrey Jay
Hey Jeffrey Jay! 