Being sober sucks monkey balls.
But the pain of being sober around family and friends over the holidays can not be described even with monkey balls.
Maybe stick figures can do the trick.
I am not a confrontational person, so these are the things I say inside my head.
Happy Holidays.
Jeffrey Jay
Hey Jeffrey Jay! 
One reply on “Adventures of Being Sober! Christmas Edition”
Hilarious. I commend anyone who can make it through the holidays sober.